If you were a toy, what toy would you be?
If I were a toy, I’d be like a Pinocchio so I could become a real boy again. After which I could then have an epic blue fairy follow me everywhere I go to keep me from being kidnapped. The only problem would be that no one in the world (except maybe the blue fairy) would have any sort of identification of me. If I got caught then the CIA would probably hunt me down and question me. The good side about no having an identification record is that if I ran a red light on an intersection with cameras, they wouldn’t be able to give me tickets or find where I live.